I'm a bad kid. LOL. .

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[ ] smoked
[ ] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[ ] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 4

[ ] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die

TOTAL: 10

[ ] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar

TOTAL: 13

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap

TOTAL: 16

[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL: 22

[x] had a crush on a friend
[ ] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 27

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[ ] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[ ] caught something on fire.
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL: 31

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[ ] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 33

[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 39

GRAND TOTAL: 39 LOL

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
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Kingjing's avatar
So am I, apparently. Though I don't see what's so bad about renting an apartment/house. O_o

Or having surgery, for that matter. Is this some kind of crazy life insurance assessment thing?